wife whos truthful
Who treasures married bliss
Must keep her husband youthful
What better way than this
Each and every device we know
Should be tried by the married man
And who can question the debt hell owe
To the guide for the married man
It will list things universal
From Pittsburgh to Japan
And every man can be satisfied
By the guide
For the married man
The married man, the married man
- Hi,
assistant manager?
Assistant manager.
You know what that means?
Somebody else is gonna be
busting my ass on the nd.
Wrong. It means were gonna
need an assistant manager.
-Yo, Barb, we still on for happy hour?
-Ten hours and counting.
Hey, Marisa, you here?
Can l finish getting dressed,
please? Thank you.
Youre the one who keeps
talking about being a manager.
All lm saying is, it could be you.
The
assistant wanted.
"Annual salary .
"Master of Arts preferred."
Im not a Master of Arts.
That can be got over, I believe.
But it is such a Iong way off.
If I am fortunate enough to be appointed,
what will become of those I Ieave behind?
It will be my immediate care
to place your mother and sister...
in some sphere of Iife
in which they may become independent.
I will not forget what you have done
f
assistance for
Fiji, please? Fiji Islands...
OFFICE NEIGHBOR
(re: Newspaper article
"SEAHAVEN THE BEST PLACE ON EARTH!")
Truman, did you see this?
TRUMAN
(on phone)
All right, sure maam, if--if uh..hes in a
coma hes probably uninsurable!
(whispering)
Yes, uh..Fiji please. Do you have a listing
for a Lauren Garland?....unlisted....okay..
Do you have a Sylvia Garland? S for Sylvia.
None...okay, tha
right. My wife,
Elizabeth.
ELIZABETH
(ignoring her)
Is Edward leaving?
Stuckey looks up to see Edward moving quickly toward the door.
Stuckey abruptly leaves the two woman together to follow Edward.
EXT. THE HOUSE - NIGHT
Edward comes out of the house. Jags, a limo with waiting
DRIVER and two BMWs pack the circular driveway behind a black
Ferrari. The limo driver leaps to attentio
wife because we
put a sauna in the owners apartment
and hes giving us a really great price.
Night, hon.
Hey! Dont eat all that cake!
- Susan!
- Hi.
My God, we all thought you were dead!
No, just in New Jersey.
Lets hear it, ladies and gentlemen,
for lan, the fabulous lan,
and his lovely assistant Crystal!
Hi.
- Susan! Where have you been?
- All over.
- Anybody I know?
- No.
Some guy from Atlantic
assistant.
ls Karen okay?
She is very shaken.
We would like her to stay
in the hospital tonight under evaluation.
Do you know these people?
Yeah, thats Matthew Williams
and his wife, Jennifer.
Hes the son of the woman
Karen came here to see.
When was the last time you saw them?
When they came in to register.
lts standard procedure...
although the visits were arranged
by his employer.
-l think he
assistance.
l will arrange for the Sisters to call.
We dont need your charity.
You have no job and no mother for your children.
Hes right, son.
All right.
Send in the nuns.
Sit still.
But l dont like cabbage.
lt is very good for you. Eat it up. l dont want to hear about it.
You are a painter and decorator by trade, but your attempts to secure employment...
since your wifes departure have been uns
assist you
in vacating the property.
Do you have a lawyer?
I cant afford a lawyer.
Im a house cleaner.
Heres the number
for the legal assistance office.
They may be able to help.
Nothings written in blood.
You just have to clear out today.
You might be moving back in next week.
In the meantime, maybe you can call
some friends or family.
Stay with them.
Theres no one to call.
Ill tell you what.
I
wife,
Brenda. Theyre both in the Rolodex.
Yes, Mr. Dean.
Well, why dont you guys
just head on home?
Im your lawyer. Im in the process of
dealing with these guido motherfuckers.
Pintero doesnt stand
a chance.
So, hows the trout?
- Tastes like fish.
- It is fish.
No, I mean it tastes like
every other fish Ive ever had.
Okay.
[Clears Throat]
Brills note said that...
this is the videotape you need
to